You should BS your way through class and get a good grade.
There are a lot of times in class when you don't like what you're doing or feel like working.The fine art of BSing can be used in that situation.It will be almost impossible to not get at least a B in class if you learn how to become a master BSer in this article.
Step 1: Don't say words like It's, They'll, etc.
They will always shorten them to It is.This will increase the number of words.
Step 2: You can put examples whenever you please.
You researched it and put a lot of thought into it.This will increase the length.
Step 3: BS is put in the sentences.
"Martin Luther King, Jr. was a great man who spent many hours putting together speeches and protests, and it is very great that he did this."The small sentence was turned into a long paragraph using the techniques stated.
Step 4: When you can, introduce yourself.
If you're writing about computers, or anything that involves technology, it's a good idea to write an introduction about how technology has changed and give examples and a time line.If you're a video game fan, you should put a bunch of shit about the history of the game.This will make it look like you spent a lot of time researching, when in reality you were just putting stuff you already know, but making it sound smart.
Step 5: You should never leave the locker room after you change into your gym clothes.
It will be harder to do the next step if you get out first.If you get out last, it's the same.You want to be in the middle so you can blend in.
Step 6: Wait until the more fit kids get done, then go a few seconds after.
The teacher will pay attention to them when they do a set of exercises which will allow them enough time to look done.
Step 7: Warm ups should only be done when the teacher is looking that way.
He cannot say that you never did them when he didn't see you doing them.
Step 8: Pick sports where you can stand and look like you're doing something.
Stand by the goal, just like in capture the flag, and say you're playing defence.
Step 9: If you're standing in line to wait for your turn to bat, use politeness to your advantage.
They will say "You sure?" if you tell the person behind you that they can go ahead of you.You can smile and say yes.
Step 10: If a teacher asks you a question and you know the answer, you should raise your hand and she will either answer the question or not.
After you ask and get the answer, she'll now ask the question she was originally going to ask but 9 times out of 10 she won't call on you for that question.