The top 10 owls of cinema are listed below.
If it weren't for our pet owl, Best For Film Towers would be unbearable.He swoops, he soars and he brings us dead things that make us forget about the horrible films we watch.
Imagine how horrified we were to learn that Disney killed an owl with his hands at the age of seven.If you don't believe us, look it up on the internet.Maybe it is his guilt that inspired so many lovely owl characters to appear in his works?Maybe.
Who could imagine a better world than one in which owls are part bird, part accordion?That is for certain.The Instrument Owl, as we have affectionately dubbed him, doesn't have a huge role in the movie, but he's awesome.
My dear OWLs, Soren is a warrior in the making.An evil metal-beaked owl with Nazi tendencies was impaled by him.In the middle of being kidnapped, he learns to fly with a fiery stick.He is definitely a motherowler.
Do you remember PROFESSOR OWL?He was wearing a little hat and glasses.He taught us to sing.The only way to get that melody rolling is by giving an Owl a conductor's baton and letting him do his thing.
Ahem.He is the most flustered teacher ever.He wants to share his knowledge with his students.Why?He has wonderful values because he is an owl.
The best part of the 1981 version is the mechanical owl.He isn't a real feathery warm-blooded bird, but he is a replica of ATHENA's very own owl.It is as divine as you can get in the world of owls.If that isn't worthy of the elusive number seven position, we're not sure.
Big Mama is an owl with a lot of love to give.She arranges for the adoption of Todd, the orphan fox, as well as teaching him all about the ways of the world and introducing him to his new girlfriend, Vixey.
It is crazy, it is Pierce Brosnan.In this film, as a wannabe Native American, he tries to become an owl.He tries very hard.He is trying to channel an owl's spirit, even though he is not an official official owl.That is pretty much the same thing.
If Stephen Fry were ever to become an owl, we think he would be a little like Owl.It is best not to admit to anyone but ourselves that he is witty, intelligent, charming, and has a strangely fanciable quality.
The owl becomes David Bowie.It ditches the feathers and becomes him, dressed in the most tight pants imaginable.It is, without a doubt, one of the greatest owls to ever grace the world of cinema.Never ever.
The owl is after our hearts.He refuses to function properly until someone presents him with a cup of tea.He is easily tricked into doing things against his will.He is the smartest owl out there.
Everyone should bow their heads and stand in silence for a few moments.Did you do that?Good.Hedwig was Harry's most loyal companion and she has earned our respect and our grief.When the Dursleys were having sex with him, she kept that bespectacled kid company.She delivered many letters on his behalf.Is it possible that she spent her life to protect him from the death eaters?
She only got that.They remembered her with a gentle plummet to the ground after watching seven films worth of character.DOBBY GOT A FUCKING FUNERAL, DIDN'T HE HARRY?Did he not?Jesus Christ, just a few tears, a tiny speck of remorse for your dead owl... that's all we ask.